I was shocked – SHOCKED – the other day to learn that my favorite web site ever, Hulu, may try to start charging for it. WHAT? Well, thank goodness they are walking back on that. But still …
I have a right as an American to “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” I know it’s in one of those important old documents social studies teachers are always droning on and on about. [eyeroll] Hulu is a big part of my pursuit of happiness and to start charging for it is like charging people to vote. How dare they? How dare they, indeed.
How else am I going to resolve my Wednesday night dilemma when Glee is on at the same time as Modern Family. And, what about Thursday nights? How am I going to watch Flash Forward and Bones at the same time? The conflict would totally ruin my watching of Fringe, which is on the same time as The Office and 30 Rock – a conflict I can’t even think about. Wait … I need a moment. [sniff] Okay, I’m better.
This is important stuff, people.
So, dear Hulu. You start charging you can be sure that I’m going to find some activist judge out there who is going to kick your ass with the Constitution or the Declaration of the Bill of Rights or whatever. Be warned!